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Genocide is justifiable, but only under a certain condition

Lawlbook — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 03:16:48 +0000

*kzzzztt* Luke *kzzztt* my political *kzzzztt* leaders told me *kkzzztt* to do it *kkzztt kzztt kzzt*

Can I get some ringworms with my double mac?

Lawlbook — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:00:56 +0000

This disgusting Captcha comes courtesy of Fourbank’s flickr.

i don’t know if facebook is extending itself into the prophecy market, but i’d probably be extra careful with my food the day i had to enter THAT text.

Fired through Facebook!

Lawlbook — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 09:00:06 +0000

not as good as a facebook break-up story, but pretty close.

yet another reason not to add your boss on facebook. or at least, privacy settings, learn how to use them, jeez.

The chronicles of Angry Lizz

Lawlbook — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 10:00:38 +0000

this endless barrage of pure venom comes courtesy of one submitter’s newsfeed: ‘she’s this batshit crazy girl that used to be in my tae kwon doe class.‘ Uh, yeah. i wouldn’t feel safe in the same building as her, let alone in a position where she’s coming at me with fists, judging by these status updates.

i’m wondering what drowning in your own innocence would taste like. probably not as good as bloody quicksand. text me!

Teach in a foreign land with Christian girls

Lawlbook — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 10:00:20 +0000

facebook ads rarely get a glance, but sometimes they just have to catch your eye.

our first ad comes from jeff.

the problem? jeff lives in California.

our second find comes from timmy who spotted this in his sidebar.

as one commenter suggested, maybe the girls are named Christian?